December 22, 2003

Michael Jackson? A Pedaphile? Wow, who would have guessed?

You know, some things never change. I was watching an old episode of Married With Children (Possibly the greatest Sit-Com of all time) recently. It had to be an episode from the early to mid 90's. Anyway, a pedaphile joke/comment about Michael Jackson was made on the show, and got a good laugh from the audience.
I sat back thinking.. jeez.... this eposide has to be almost 10 years old....and this 10 year old Michael Jackson joke is still relevant. This shit just never goes away.

Posted by Dave at 01:29 PM

December 19, 2003

Celebrity Felons - Just about had enough.

You know, I have had enough of all this shit about Michael Jackson, Kobe Bryant, Martha Stewart, and others. What is with these assholes and their felonies, or alleged felonies? All the fuss with courts and lawyers and all, when the truth is easy to see. These people all are in positions of power and wealth and feel the laws do not apply to them in most cases.


OJ --- Guilty

Martha Stewart --- Guilty

Robert Blake --- Guilty

Michael Jackson --- Guilty (fuck man, just look at the guy)

Kobe Bryant --- Innocent


Wait.... wait.. you say..... what's that innocent shit at the bottom there? Well, I think Kobe, while guily of adultry (which ain't a crime), probably did not rape that girl. Sure he did her but, I am sure she let him. Hey, some white trash little trailer park living whore can sue kobe and maybe get some cash out of him. Jeez..... that's her angle. Kobe is a dirtbag for cheating on his wife but, I doubt he raped that girl from Colorado.

Posted by Dave at 01:28 PM

December 18, 2003

Georga Ryan - Cold Busted!

Well, a fine example of a living piece of shit, former Ex-Governer George Ryan was indicted a few days ago. About god damn time! Everyone associated with him has either been indicted, gone to jail already, is in court, or copped a plea. It's about time they got the ring leader here.

It's greedy, bribe taking, money laundering, mail fraud, evil, retarted, stupid, dirt bag scum like this asshole that gives government a bad name. It's sad to say that probably 90% of all politicians are dirt but, ome are just sort of scummy, and some are the full monty of scum and filth, like George Ryan was. I wonder how much of our Tax Money he blew on shit?

What's even funnier, this is a shaved ape that commuted all the death row inmates sentence to life and put a hold on the death penalty here in Illinois. And, the funny part is he received some sort of nomination for some sort of Nobel Prize or something because he didn't allow the execution of a bunch of repeat offender rapists, murderers, and such. Man, this is a fucked up world. The cops work their asses off to get these losers behind bars, and then countless millions of dollars are spent on court hearings and lawyers and expert witnesses to put these guys in jail. All that so our Governer can let them off the hook. Okay, they were not just outright relesed but, with jail space at a premium, more dirtbags will be on the street because these one-time death row folks are now occupying a cell for life. And then, another group of slack-jawed foreigners or whatever, nominate him for some kind of award because of it.

Posted by Dave at 01:27 PM

December 09, 2003

More Gore

Man, if anything gets me going it's politics. Democrat, Republican, Liberal, Green Party, Libertarial, Conservative.... they are all crooked dirt bags. However, Today Al Gore gave his support to Howard Dean. All I see is two losers stroking each other.

None of the dummycrats have anything constructive to say.They bash each other, they bash Bush, they have no real or original ideas. Dean especially pisses me off. He is so Anti-War. Not that I am some sort of War Monger but, at least Bush is trying to do something about the terrorists. Clinton sat back while Osama bombed the USS Cole and a few other things and Clinton didn't do shit. Had he done his job, instead of doing Monica, maybe Osama would not have been a problem.

Maybe this war in Iraq is not going as planned. Hey, shit happens. The US will eventually prevail and that asswipe Dean is totally wrong. No one else in the world is chasing down these terrorists. They have hit us once hard. Is Dean's idea just to sit back and hope they do not hit us again? I guess when you are governer of Vermont (A state where I think the number of people finally outnumber the number of cows), you don't have the kind of view you need to be president.

An Al Gore.... GEEEEZZZZ!!!! One day he's going on about inventing the Internet and then next day the FBI is asking him about emails and he's conveniently computer illiterate. What a useless sack of shit.

Posted by Dave at 01:26 PM