September 18, 2003

A cop when you need 'em.

A funny thing happend as I drove down the expressway today. I got on and was doing a cool 75mph, along with everyone else. Slowly passing me on the left was an un-marked state cop car. It was not totally unmarked. I mean, it had the red and blue lights sitting on the back dash, it had like 5 antenna's on it. But, aside from that it was pretty plain.
Anyway, as I am driving, still doing 75, I see in the rear view mirror some asshole in a porsche driving like he's Jackie Stewart or Mario Andretti or something. This particular stretch of road I am on is like 6 lanes wide and this guy was zoomin' in and out of all 6. I was in one of the middle lanes. He zoomes up behind the cop, then cuts right in front of me and starts to pass the cop. I see the cop look at the guy. The guy keeps going.
The cop turned on his lights and pulled this fat bastard over like 1/2 mile up the road. Everyone was slowing down and probably thinking HA HA, as I was. The driver of this little Porsche Boxter convertible was like 400 lbs, had a big ass cigar sticking out of his mouth, and just looked like a jerk. I wonder if the cop made him get out of the car. If so, I bet they had to use a prybar. I hope he got a good ticket or two.
I am no perfect driver but, I am not some tard in a little car cutting in and our and being a jerk. Well, not usually. :)

Posted by Dave at 01:17 PM

September 08, 2003

Where is a cop when you need 'em?

Well, Chicago's top cop is retiring so, the city is in search of another. They have narrowed it down to 3 people. 3 white people. Well, no surprise here but Jessie Jackson has a problem that there are no black people in the finals. Well, there was a black person but, he excused himself from consideration for the position. However, Jessie Jackass will, of course, not be happy until some other black person is added to the list. I should probably mention the person retiring is black so reace does not seem to have been an issue in the past. The news show I was watching interviewed some black alderwoman and she said that it's time to stop picking people because of race or gender or whatever and it's time to pick someone because they are qualified for the job. All I can say is AMEN! Someone in the city govt with some common sense.


I wonder if black people know how bad Jessie Jackson makes them look. I mean, the guy is an asshole. Oh yeah, he's a rich asshole and has gotten rich by exploiting the very people he is supposed to be helping. Foe example: There are always complaints about too many liquor stores in the black neighborhoods. Well, guess who ownes many of those liquor stores.... Jessie Jackson. There is a whole book about him (and it does not put him in a good light either) and I am planning on reading it. Although, I do get enough of that asshole on TV.

Anyway, enough about that. So, Chicago will pick a new police department chief and hopefully, they will pick the person they thin kwill do the job the best, regardless of anything else.

Posted by Dave at 01:16 PM

September 03, 2003

Slavery? I thought that was illegal.

Well, I nearly crashed my car today as I heard the news on the radio. One of Chicago's more annoying alder-persons, Dorthy Tillman, was upset that the city contractors did not follow the guidelines regarding slavery. Slavery you say? Isn't that illegal and has been for like 250 years? Well, yes, but.... in true MORON fashion, Chicago sent out some survey to all the companies who either have offices in Chicago or, who has contracts with Chicago (I can't remember which), and these companies has to fill this out and say if that at any time during their company's existenxem has any ties to slavery like, used salves for labor or whatever. She said they since not one single company responsed as to having any ties to slavery, they are lying and did not answer the survery truthfully. Now, there is a joke. A politician, who I think has already been in jail and if not previously incarcerated, has at least had numerous runins with the law........ she's calling these companies liars. What do you call it whe a liar calls other peoples liars? A waste of taxpayer money.... that's what. What this is, is more blacks trying to find ways to get reparations for slavery. You would never guess that Dorthy Tillman is black eh? HAHAH.... Such a joke. Aside from the shitty traffic, the croooked and corrupt city government, the crappy weather, the insane taxes, you can add possible persecution for having any links to slavery as another reason why you would have to be a complete moron to move your company to Chicago. What the real killer is....... is that 250 years ago.. slavery WAS LEGAL!!! If ACME corp's owners of 300 years ago had a slave.. BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!! IT WAS LEGAL BACK THEN!!! You can't possibly try people now, 250 years later, for stuff they did way back when, when it was legal.

Posted by Dave at 01:14 PM